About Me

Fun Facts

Here are some cool fun facts for your pleasure:

• I live in the center of the earth (it's hollow).
• I love the medieval time period and it's my goal to one day build a time machine and go back to die of the plague at age 26.
• I invented the Internet.
• I have a voodoo doll and I attached it to you. Felt that? That was me.
• Crows are my favorite animal. They're so pretty and smart and the love shiny things, like me.
• The ritual has started and you're the first to be sacrificed.
• Me and my father have had a strained relationship ever since I paralyzed him from an uncontrolled magic spell.
• I have four thumbs, only half my number of nipples.

Favorite Things

Movies

• Everything Everywhere All At Once
• Midsommar
• Interstellar

TV Shows

• Severance
• Silo
• The Good Place
• Parks & Recreation

Video Games

• Hollow Knight
• Hades (1 and 2)
• Blasphemous (1 and 2)
• Elden Ring
• Stardew Valley
• Cult of the Lamb

Books

• We Have Always Lived in the Castle - Shirley Jackson
• Circe - Madeline Miller
• The Haunting of Hill House - Shirley Jackson
• Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir

What's with all the medieval paintings?

When books were still written by hand, the scribe would sometimes leave small drawings in the margins. I think we should apply this to modern forms of media as well. Also, you can't tell me you don't think this is a little funny.